(Source: twasadrunkensailor)
Don’t go over there and give him sex, make him work for it and deserve it.
— Wise words from my mother. (via em4418)
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
I’m not joking.
(Source: hans--moleman)
(Source: screampinkdotcom)
(Source: illleagle)
Dear friends, we have to start doing this. I laughed.
(Source: halliebadger)
(Source: ausibear)
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I like being intimately close with you too.
